Bad Publicity!

Hmm.. Dumb drives for publicity has to end!!

okok... Here's one stupid company that bullied my fren! *grins* To help her take a bit of revenge, I'm going to spread some bad publicity!! woohoo!!

Authors Note : The people, events and materials in this entry are completely real, non-fictional, and it truly happened - and I've just reiterated 3 times that this is a true event.

Excerpt taken from my friends blog :

It happened during one fateful assembly period. The spokepersons of some skincare product, Cow & Chicken" (the name of the product must be changed or I may be sued for slander by those manupilative freaks) said they wanted to play a game. So they wanted volunteers with oily skin to go up. YES read my lips O-I-L-Y skin. Like hello! Which idiot in the right mind would go up on their own accord...and then the register numbers were called.

Cow and chicken, "Class 2I, register number 7."
Number 7, "No way."
Cow and Chicken, "Register number 7."
Calvin Tay, "haha. so suay. Faster go up la."
the rest of the human beings alive, "hahahahaha...number 7!"

After a spilt second, number 7 finally muster enough courage to face the "chicken" crew. The victims were handed each a piece of low quality oil absorbent films. They were told, to their horror, that they had to collect the oil on their faces in front of the whole sec two cohort which is akin to ...3OO PEOPLE=600 EYES!
grr.
It was just plain humiliating. The "chicken" spokeperson even said that the "winner", the person with the most oil, will win a prize...
=.=" Number 7 heard the guy beside her say he would rather not win... but guess who won?
poor guy.

Number 7 was not too bad.
She got the "third oiliest skin" award.
A packet of "Cow and Chicken" oil absorbent films. woohoo. rejoice.

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end of bad publicity!! wahaha...
Sorry if I took from your blog w/o asking you first ya... It occured to me that you'd like somebody to stab this badasses in the buttcheek... so why don't you let me ya? haha..

I can't stand cosmetic companies who'd do such stuffs......
believe me, it actually happens quite often...

hmm...


oh yah! To those peepz that wanted to see the rest of the pictures, its on my flickr site!!